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Apr-08-2013 15:05
Talking Tea-Party Paranoid Blue... With Apologies to Bob Dylan
Tyrone Borelli for Salem-News.com
John Boehner smokes a bong.... with Rand Paul plotting wars... while Cantor sings torch songs saluting the Stars and Bars
(LAGUNA BEACH) - I was driving in my Jag When I thought I spied a crank He was holding a 'merican flag Because he just got out of the tank I pulled over to the curb And asked him what he'd done he pulled out the constitution demanding his rightful gun "I don't mean to be prying" I had to loudly proclaim Revving my loud engine when parting I asked him for his government name He said his name was "T" And he liked to drive trucks Looking over my shoulder I yelled back to him, "Good-luck." Cruising the southern canyon I came upon an odd group Dressed up in sheets like KK klansmen I thought they were a Hollywood troupe "Do you need an extra?" I ask with baited breath "You can join our small Party If you hate the President" I thought about their offer Only once and never twice I said, 'thanks a lot for your proffer But for y'all I have some advice Lose the pointy white sheets Get some three cornered hats March around like patriots And help out the plutocrats" Back on the highway I spied On the right side of the road Was my congressman personified Speaking some bull crap in overload Slamming down on my brakes Running to his left side I demanded my fair take He was very mortified "Out of here you useless pain I'm not your congressman You people won't find a gravy train In my American master plan" Returning to my Jag I knew I was not spoiled I flipped off the congressman And drove away paranoid I went to my car dealer Wanting to trade in my Jag I wanted to buy a blue Prius I ain't gonna be no Braxton Bragg Talking to the salesman I said without remorse, "This Jag I have been driving Is really a Trojan Horse" "A Trojan Horse!" he cried out "And what do you mean pray tell" I said "it looks good on the outside But it is really a car from hell It takes me to places I really hate to go It's like the New York Times Or a radio talk show" Sitting in my new blue Prius I finally drove back home In my chair unceremonious I vowed never to go out and roam Watching the TV news With my third beer in hand The newscaster informed me My world was coming to an end Social Security's done Medicare was wiped out too Obama is a Republican Harry Reid wears bright red shoes John Boehner smokes a bong With Rand Paul plotting wars While Cantor sings torch songs saluting the Stars and Bars
_____________________________________ Tyrone Borelli, a resident of Laguna Beach for the past 27 years, is a retired high school physics and earth science teacher. He started teaching back in 1973. Tyrone's first high school teaching job was at George Washington High School with the Department of Education in Guam. He later taught math in San Marcos, Texas for several years, and finished his teaching career at Santa Ana Valley High School where he taught GATE and AP Physics and GATE Earth Science for 23 years. You can write to T.C. Borelli at: alty53@cox.net
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