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May-30-2007 04:46TweetFollow @OregonNews Cartoon Strip: Nota Bene by Leonardo No. 44 - Questions of HaileryGlen Bledsoe Salem-News.comThis is the forty-fourth installment of the Salem-News.com original series "Nota Bene by Leonardo" by Salem cartoonist Glen Bledsoe.
(Earth-WWF) - Who will be the next president of the United States? No one can yet say, though there are more than enough hopefuls. As candidates line up before the public they seek to polish their image, to impress upon the masses their qualities of compassion and strength. What better opportunity than a homey gathering of interested citizens at an old theater where a candidate can answer questions and perhaps garner a few more financial supporters. Let us join such an audience on parallel Earth-WWF. I have a front seat ticket for you. Take a moment to jot down any questions you may have of Senator Hailery Clapton who seeks the nomination of her party. Please take your sets. The show is about to begin. If your browser doesn’t support this method, then click the following links to bring up the images. Articles for May 29, 2007 | Articles for May 30, 2007 | Articles for May 31, 2007 | Support Salem-News.com: googlec507860f6901db00.html | |
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wahoo news! May 30, 2007 8:19 am (Pacific time)
phenonima and a traumatic implosion registering 9.5 on the turnaround/moonphase scale was monitored fourteen time zones away last week, a ripple effect is yet to be measured. It was reported to be similar to an arctic ice shelf the size of England breaking off and floating around the North Pacific, making a lot of noise but dangerously drifting to warmer climes, "blending eventually with the medium it had withdrawn from" to quote Rod Serling, one of wahoo's freelance observers of phenomina and political science orginizations throuout the known galaxy. Leaning back on a cushion taking quite a long draw from a bubbling hookah, he was o'heard to comment,"roll a man once and shame on the perpetrator., picture the second rolling and who would have believed the bastards would have taken to the high seas"? It appears even he was staggered at the blind logic of 120,000,000,000 bucks with no more than "we've come a long way" defianly spoken with a shaking fist. They could stop it in it's tracks this week! Rolled and tucked in so tight nobody really quite gets it anymore. 113 U.S. killed this month so far, and an Oregon Legislator was reported as introducing a bill focusing on teen suicide. wahoo news out.
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