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Dec-20-2006 18:00TweetFollow @OregonNews Cartoon Strip: Nota Bene by Leonardo No. 21 - There's a New Santa in TownGlen Bledsoe Salem-News.comThis is the twenty-first installment of the Salem-News.com original series "Nota Bene by Leonardo" by Salem cartoonist Glen Bledsoe.
(SALEM) - During this holiday season not only should we think of the friends and family of our world, but we should cast our minds to parallel earths and their Santas. Does the Santa of Earth-Zeta Rotundo say "Ho! Ho! Ho!" or instead produce a high-pitched sound which would shatter the windows of a four-story building. Does the nose of Rudolph of Earth 727-SE flash red or produce any useful luminance in the visible spectrum? Does Santa of Earth-XLR transport himself on Christmas Eve in a sleigh pulled by reindeer or upon his own great bat-wings? Have little doubt that Nota Bene will take you to the X-treme Earths of the Multi-verse where you will be struck with awe at the oddities of time, space and Santa Claus. Leonardo of Salem is a writer and artist who focuses on issues local, national and international, on culture, education, and the politics of parallel worlds. Watch for a new and exciting installment of Nota Bene by Leonardo each and every Wednesday here at Salem-News.com. Click the "View Comic" link below the graphic (right) to view this comic. Your browser will dim and the comic will float above it. Click on the right hand side of the comic to go to the next page (or type n). Click on the left hand side of the comic to go to the previous page (or type p). Click "Close X" (or type x) when you're done. If your browser doesn’t support this method, then click the following links to bring up the images. Frame 1 | Frame 2 | Frame 3 | Frame 4 | Frame 5 Articles for December 19, 2006 | Articles for December 20, 2006 | Articles for December 21, 2006 | Support Salem-News.com: Quick Links
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bonzo spinner December 25, 2006 10:45 pm (Pacific time)
wahoo news flash!!.., beorgie gush to axe entire staff!, F.E.E.M.A. hazardous waste removal teams seen parachuting into oval office! wahoo news flash!
bonzo spinner December 25, 2006 10:33 pm (Pacific time)
"Don't never forget, there ain't no french word for entrepmanure, only Beorgie Gush can get us outta this, a free rolex with every vote! I'm only askin' your total trust, privacy and complete abandonment of self determination, thankx y'all" -beorgie
Osotan December 25, 2006 9:03 pm (Pacific time)
meanwhile,aboard the space cruiser "Marcus Garvey" James Brown takes the bridge,just in time to witness the most incredibly bright blue flash over the bow, like a comet in a cigar bent orbit, and he said,"I Feel Good!"
bonzo spinner December 25, 2006 8:30 pm (Pacific time)
The poster in the galactic zmail pod bundle had an image of thirty six one liter glass jars, each with an identical flesh hued blob,identical xpression. The caption read "Beware of The Rubberfaces!" No reward was offered.
Osotan December 25, 2006 7:56 pm (Pacific time)
Meanwhile, near Hellanbak, Raymo staggers with a loaded multi-headed shoulder fired turquios star banger pack, made by Root-Hog of Dallas, inadvertantly launching the entire magazine and...himself, as he was harnassed by rubber bungy chords to the implement, he has not been seen since!
Osotan December 25, 2006 4:17 am (Pacific time)
the Taliban fighter and the U.S.Marine, in opposing fighting holes, dug in,facing each other,freezing,both hear the incoming flight of birds, whose wings touching, whisper.., "Peace on earth," Peace on earth"
bonzo spinner December 24, 2006 9:33 pm (Pacific time)
a new stem cell genetic modification; Beorgie Gush and his banded r.n.a. clones,the "rubberfaces", just add alcahol and get out of the way!
osotan December 24, 2006 7:11 am (Pacific time)
at close inspection I noticed mysterious powder in santa ones beard, will Bumsfeld show a powdered beard in kandibar in the middle of a Raymo star cluster lite show!?
Gen.Osotan, (aka Saymo) December 23, 2006 10:35 pm (Pacific time)
Raymo, drafted and sent to kandibar, near hellanbak, where he mortars star cluster lite shows and the troops chant "Playmo!, Playmo!" Mean while, in Hsaw. C.D.,another alternate capitol, another block of cheese moulders!
Osotan December 23, 2006 5:39 pm (Pacific time)
you're international! as not one nanogram of love lost for the spin gang in leadership, I congratulate you, and hope boy geo. follows Thailands recent xample. take no prisoners!
Henry Ruark December 23, 2006 10:57 am (Pacific time)
May you draw more "wisdom" from "Deep Space" for us, Leonardo, for many moons to come...
Jef December 23, 2006 6:28 am (Pacific time)
I love the comic. Merry Christmas to you and yours.
Bob December 22, 2006 6:19 pm (Pacific time)
Merry Christmas Leonardo..and to all those parallel Santas. Love your work.
James - December 22, 2006 11:57 am (Pacific time)
Merry Christmas Leonardo
Leonardo December 21, 2006 6:49 am (Pacific time)
I want to thank all my readers for their comments and attention as this calendar year draws to a close. There's more to come. Best Wishes!
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